The Ultimate Guide to Confusing Yourself: How Not to Select Which Version of Java to Use in Linux
Are you tired of making logical decisions? Do you enjoy the thrill of uncertainty and confusion? Look no further! In this groundbreaking tutorial, we will show you exactly how to switch between different versions of Java in Linux without a clue of what you’re doing. Strap in for a wild ride!
Installing Java 17 and Java 18: Because One Version Is Never Enough
To kick things off, let’s install Java 17 and Java 18 simultaneously. Why settle for one version when you can have two? Just open your terminal and type in some commands that will magically make Java appear on your machine. It’s like a magic show, but instead of rabbits, you get Java versions!
The Mysterious Art of Switching Java Versions
Now comes the fun part - switching between Java versions. We’ll introduce you to the mystical command ‘update-alternatives –config java’ that will transport you to a realm of endless choices. You’ll be presented with a list of Java versions, each more bewildering than the last. Pick a number, any number, and watch in amazement as your Java version changes before your very eyes. It’s like a game of chance, but with Java!
Verifying Your Confusion: Because Doubt Is the Spice of Life
Once you’ve made your selection (or maybe not, who knows?), it’s time to verify your confusion. Type ‘java –version’ and behold the cryptic output that confirms… something. Who knows what it means? That’s the beauty of it - you don’t have to understand a thing!
Embrace the Chaos: Java Versions Galore!
Congratulations! You’ve now mastered the art of switching between Java versions in Linux without a clue. You can install as many versions as your heart desires and switch between them like a true wizard of bewilderment. The world of Java is your oyster, or maybe your pineapple - who knows?
Conclusion: Embracing the Unknown
In a world full of choices, why not choose confusion? Java versions may come and go, but your perplexity will remain eternal. Embrace the chaos, revel in the uncertainty, and remember - when it comes to Java versions, the only constant is your utter bewilderment.
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